Tuesday, December 31, 2013

I teach you how to do a great selfie

Pose like this for a great selfie...


Number One: notice I'm not in the bathroom!
Number Two: I'm positive my hair and makeup are as perfect as can be (I have magic staff to work on me.)
Number Three: Good lighting. If you can't pose in a television studio, find the best most natural light you can.
Number Four: Steady, Steady!
Number Five: Shoot until it's as perfect as possible. You may have to delete a lot of junk to find the best.
Number Six: No head-on shots. Make it a 3/4 profile.
Number Seven: Poke out your chin.
Number Eight: Know the good side of your face - and ignore all of the above if it suits ya.