Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Will the Gummit Keep Your Tax Refund?

Good morning rock star! Don't tell the others, but you're my favorite viewer.
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In the news today:
Would you get your tax refund on time if the government shuts down over budget battles?
What about the passport you are trying to get for summer vacation?
Today: all the little and big things they don't mention as we closer to a government shutdown friday if lawmakers don't agree on cuts.
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Swear you need that cup of caffiene in the morning?
Blame it on your genes.
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You know all those crazy charlie-esque things mr. sheen says:
Duh, Winning!
Torpedo of truth!
What he wants to say now is: "Mine, ALL MINE!"
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Get free mortgage if you agree to turn your house into a billboard, Wait, really?
Tune in for that.
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ANOTHER city wants to ban happy meals?
Well I don't know about the entire city, but one new york city councilman is proposing it!
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Who got booted from dancing with the stars? It wasn’t kirstie alley even though she and her dance partner fell.
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Rawwwwk on.