Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Getting jump on Talk Like a Pirate Day

Oh, ugh, I really messed up my cornea and required another procedure. This time, I'm going full on Pirate - doctor's orders.

Bring on your "i" or "eye" jokes... Eyefull Tower?

Him: You at doc?
Me: Yes
Him Eye see
Me: You still got it.
Him: I'm your star pupil.
Me: Get out.
Him: Iris I could.
Him: Sorry if my jokes are cornea



See you soon.